Every day, Gundry MD sends me forty-five messages. Here’s one:
“One of the world’s leading nutrition researchers has recently unveiled a game-changing discovery that holds immense promise for the middle-aged and older Americans. While the specifics remain shrouded in anticipation, this breakthrough could pave the way for healther aging, imnproved vitality, and enhanced well-being. Stay tuned fo further updates as the scientific community eagerly awaits the full details of this remarkable finding!
Many words later: “According to Dr. Gundry’s research, there’s one “anti-nutrient” that’s become widespread in American food. And this unhealthy compound—rather than just “age” —is often behind the digestive, energy, and weight problems people are having.
“Unfortunately, this compound is in nearly everything we eat at this point,” Dr. Gundry continues. “Since it’s nearly impossible to avoid, we’ve had to come up with a different solution.
“Fortunately, after working with thousands of paitents, Dr. Gundry discovered there was one food that could actually block your body from absorbing…
“He found, if you added this one food to your diet…you could start getting back your eenrgy…and even losing weight…
“In fact when Dr. Gundry had a pilot group of people…
“So with the help of a video team, he’s put togeether a short online report. In it, he reveals the toxic compound in food…”
But wait, there’s more! So much more! Like one of those ads you see on Facebook! “This one simple trick will remove all your problems forever.” You go to the video. The video is interminable. It teases, it squeezes, it seizes, but it never pleases. It just goes on and on until you shut it off in disgust and wonder why you wasted your.
So it is with Dr. Gundry, MD! It is not only Dr. Gundry that wants my attention.
“QATAR FOUNDATION Address: Qatar Foundation Building Al Wajba Area,P.O. Box 5825 Doha,Qatar. Qatar Foundation is a government-funded organization here in Qatar, founded 1995 by decree of Sheikh Hamad bin Khalifa Al Thani, Emir of Qatar. Qatar Foundation in conjunction with the European Union(UK),These Donations are freely given to individuals for their business, educational and personal development. Congratulation,You were among the lucky beneficiary selected to receive this donations award sum of £ 1,000,000GBP(One Million Great Britain pounds Sterly)each as charity donations/aid from the Qatar Foundation to promote your business and personal developments. For more details on how to receive your Donation Bank Draft,please contact the President of Qatar Foundation with your pin numbers(QF-999-9814),Full Names,Sex,Contact Address, country, Nationality,Occupation, date of birth and your Valid Phone Number via contact details below. YOU HAVE TO REPLAY THIS MAIL BELOW ONLY. President of Qatar Foundation: Dr Mohammad Fathy Saoud”
For the benefit of Dr. Saoud, there will be a giant cloud of word meringue. Scientologists will all be there, late of state department square, what a pain!
Over fake statistics, disinformation, lastly through a megaphone of lies. In this crowd, Dr. Saoud will make you proud!
It is not only Dr. Saoud that wants my attention:
Greetings from Aisha Al-Qaddafi,
I came across your e-mail contact prior to a private search while in need of your assistance. I am Aisha Al-Qaddafi, the only biological Daughter of Former President of Libya Col. Muammar Al-Qaddafi. Am a single Mother and a Widow with three Children.
I have investment funds worth Twenty Seven Million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollar ($27.500.000.00 ) and i need a trusted investment Manager/Partner because of my current refugee status, however, I am interested in you for investment project assistance in your country, may be from there, we can build business relationship in the nearest future.
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If you are willing to handle this project on my behalf kindly reply urgently to enable me provide you more information about the investment funds.
Your Urgent Reply Will Be Appreciated
Best Regards
Mrs Aisha Al-Qaddafi.
The celebrated Mrs. Q performs her feat inside the loo at UN HQ
The Libyans will dance and sing as Mrs. Q flies through the ring above the crew…
But soft! Mrs. Al-Qaddafi is not alone!
Hello! I’m Azim Hashim Premji, an Indian business tycoon, investor and philanthropist. I’m the chairman of Wipro Limited. I gave away 25 per cent of my personal wealth to charity. And I also pledged to give away the rest of 25% this year 2023 I have decided to donate $1,800,000.00 to you.
If you are interested in my donation, do contact me for more info. I will also want you to be party of my Charity Foundaton once you receive this money so we can join hands together to help the needy…
You can also read more about me via the link below:
www./enwikipiedia.org/wiki/Azim_Premji.
Contact ushere via email for more details: ahcharity5@gmail.com
Warm regard,
CEO Wipro Limited
Messrs. Q. and P. assure the public their production will be second to none. And of course, Henry the Horse Dances the waltz!
Limiting explanations to one minute.
Do NOT work avocados, broccoli and asparagus into your diet! They're just...foods! From nature!! Get Gundry Greens instead!!! Manufactured in a hidden & secure space factory by AI bots where sawdust, fly parts and mucus from sneezing will not get in this powerful anti-aging compound!!
As for the other folks, reply to them and ask them to call 757.744.5326 and leave an exact location and time they would want to meet up to discuss everything.